Waist is a waste of time
Statutory Warning:
All characters, places, events in this act are imaginary,
including me
The amount of time we spend on our waist is a lot;
Putting efforts to reduce it,
Making sure it doesn’t gain back, and rarest of the rare
Wanting to increase it
This rarest of rare case is mine.
I joined Equinox 5 years ago, at that time my waist size was
28”
I completed one year and my annual appraisal was due.
So appraisal form filing-appraisal interview-increment
letter-revised salary credited to your account
And it was time for shopping…..
So I went to ‘Cotton King’.
The salesman there immediately greeted me “Hello Sir, how
may I help you?”
I told him “I want to buy a pair of formal clothes”
“OK” he said. “Let us try the trousers first”, and he asked
me the most fundamental question,“What is your waist size?”
& I said “28”.
He immediately borrowed a measuring tape from his colleague
and there it was, it read 30”. I tried and it was a perfect fit.
At first I was shocked, but slowly I became pleasantly
happy.
For years I have been trying to gain weight, but was not
able to do so.
Still to double check I went to the nearby “Brand Factory”
store and tried a size 30” Jeans.
It was true.
Fast Forward one more year and it was time for the annual ritual…
appraisal form filing-appraisal interview-increment letter-revised salary credited to your account-shopping….
appraisal form filing-appraisal interview-increment letter-revised salary credited to your account-shopping….
It is not that I go shopping only once a year when the
increment is done but….
How many of you have done shopping on the day or next day of
your revised salary credited….it is such a unique feeling….isn’t it? I spend
almost 50% of the arrears on shopping. I feel I deserve it.
I had got married, so I went shopping with my wife. Trial
time – this time, 30” was not a perfect fit. It was slightly tight. I asked my
wife to get some other brand. Same thing. My waist had increased by ½”.
I remembered the time during school, when I went to purchase
white canvas shoes.
I tried a size 5, it was a bit tight but the shopkeeper
convinced me that it will get a little loose as I wear it.
I applied the same analogy here.
I told my wife that it will
fit better after a couple of washes.
Fast forward one more year…you guys know the drill now…
Now going for shopping seemed like going for an examination
with instant result.
It was trial time again. I was in the trial room with my
fingers crossed. My wife brought me a size 30 for trial. Too tight. I told her
to bring me a size 32. Too loose. I had a size 30 in one hand and size 32 in
another and it seemed like both were laughing at my size 31 waist.
It was the most awkward phase of my life.
How many of you
have been in this phase sometime in your life?
Be it waist size or shoe size.
It is a helpless situation.
Luckily my wife had a solution for this.
She said we could
stich the clothes.
She was right.
The matter was resolved for the time being.
After
a few weeks of regret, I told myself that I should fight back.
So I started
walking, running, YOGA, swimming, cycling…nothing lasted for more than a week.
I kept trying and kept losing interest.
Even with this inconsistent efforts I
lost ½” by the year end.
And then with consistent efforts I lost another ½” in
another year.
As always we end our projects with learnings or here in this
case the moral of the story is:
There is a lot of time spent in worrying about the waist.
The current state; any increased future state; wont ever get
back to the past state etc…
Maintaining
our waist demands a lot of time and energy. Are you willing to waste time on
your waist?
P.S.: The canvas shoes analogy, I made a friend
in std 10, he happened to be the nephew of the owner of the shoe store. I
narrated him my story of size 5 and Out of curiosity asked him “ your uncle
didn’t even let me try size 6?” to this he plainly replied “they must be out of
size 6” #lifelonglesson. Thank you.